Thursday Thoughts

I have a roving mind. Through the course of each week I tend to accumulate random wonderings in my mind, most of which never evolve into anything other than a niggling question that's going to bother me until I 1) ask someone who knows 2) go find the answer myself or 3) make one up.

1) Do flies, when arguing, tell each other to eat food and die?

2) Do deer have concrete human statues in their yards, poised in lifelike positions?

3) I just realized that the tune for the "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep" prayer and "Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo" are the same.

Thursday Thoughts

1) In the movies, spies are always super sexy people that you can't help but stare at. In real life I think this would be very detrimental to their job description.

2) Hunters use duck calls, deer calls, coyotes calls... all kinds of things to make us sound like another species and draw them in. How effed up would it be if there was an animal species that came up with a human call? "Hey Joe, the deer went the other way."

3) I'm constantly amazed at my dog's ability to vomit in a straight line.

Thursday Thoughts

Thursday Thoughts…

1) What do people who live in urban areas or apartment complexes or condos do with their pets when they die? I lost sleep thinking about this last night.

2) It's currently -10 here in Ohio. I think this is the best possible environment for humans in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Assuming that the undead can in fact, still freeze solid.

3) It's cold enough that I'm pretty sure my ear wax froze. I am unsure as to whether this is a pro or a con.