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Thoughts lately...
1) I can't tell you how many times I've woken up in the night to be completely horrified by my reading lamp looming over me.
2) Hair smells funny.
3) I think everyone who complains about long flights or car trips should try traveling in a Conestoga.
Thoughts lately..
1) How did people describe the texture of overcooked pasta or vegetables before the invention of rubber?
2) The best way to cut a passive-aggressive person out at the knees is to say, "Are you being passive aggressive?" Usually you'll get the chance to use the follow up question, "Are you being defensive?"
3) The kitten I'm watching for my sister responds to the sound of my voice with panicked glee. The fifth grade classes I used to have when I worked at the school responded to my voice with abject terror. I wondered what a combination of the two would get me, and then I realized it would be drunk Ewoks.
Thoughts lately...
1) Why did we domesticate cats and not squirrels? Squirrels would bring us nuts.
2) We always talk about tech becoming self-aware, but I think it would be way worse if Scotch tape became self-aware.
3) I've reached the age where you're not supposed to laugh when other people fall down. I'm not sure when that transition happens, but I guess I passed that and no one told me.
