1) Last week I was driving through some hellacious early morning fog and imagining glib things to say to my superintendent about not getting a delay. The best I could come up with was, "They don't make road signs in Braille, you know."
2) Likewise, I get to school early (somehow?) and am setting at my desk not hearing footsteps in the hallway, not hearing the bells, not hearing announcements and I'm wondering if there *was* a delay and I didn't know it. Then I wondered if the Rapture had happened. THEN I thought it would be one hell of a slap in the face if a building full of teens were taken and I was left behind.
3) I've always been told that happy babies sleep with their arms above their heads. What does it mean when an adult sleeps in the fetal position?