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I am seeking representation for my CATEGORICALLY FALSE, an upmarket novel with elements of suspense. (105K) Right now you don't really have a genre listed. It's just a "novel" with elements of suspense, which isn't really a genre. And I'm sure it's not a surprise, but that word count isn't doing you any favors. SF/F gets more wiggle room for word count but 105k for suspense is a bit long in the tooth for a debut.

After years of striving, Alexandra and her husband Noah have arrived. She’s semi-famous after publishing a major exposé on sexual misconduct in New York literary circles. He’s super-famous, a Columbia professor whose bestselling book on populist authoritarianism has established him as a celebrated public intellectual. Noah tutors economically disadvantaged kids and donates to the Against Malaria foundation. Alexandra’s friends, with loving mockery, call him Saint Noah. She likes to joke that she won the cis straight male Powerball. Great so far!

When Samantha—a beautiful and brainy Columbia student who can talk Rawls and The Bachelor with equal authority— approaches Alexandra after a journalistic symposium on sexual assault, she happily agrees to chat. The "she" here is a little ambiguous as to which female it's referring to. But the conversation turns dark when Samantha says that, following an initially consensual relationship, she was assaulted by a professor. Alexandra urges her to come forward. Samanatha says she wants to but isn't sure she can.

Who would believe her over the great Noah Ashford?

A shocked Alexandra accuses Samantha of lying and knowing she’s married to Noah. This is getting a little murky, since it's an assumed that S knew A was married to N, since they're a semi-famous couple Samantha insists she only contacted Alexandra because of her reporting background and has no motive to lie. Samantha ultimately goes public and Noah insists her allegations are categorically false. But he’s soon suspended from multiple platforms and Columbia announces an investigation, throwing his tenure in doubt. Noah’s denials are as vehement as Samantha’s accusations and no one, least of all Alexandra, knows who to believe until a seemingly irrefutable piece of evidence emerges, settling the question for good. If only the truth were that simple.

I'd rework this paragraph a bit, the beginning is assumed. I want to see more of the emotional reaction of A to the accusation, not the "she doesn't know who to believe" angle. I also don't think you should tease what the "irrefutable piece of evidence" is, or whose favor it works in.

Told from Alexandra, Samantha, and Noah’s POVs, CATEGORICALLY FALSE is like Yomi Adegoke’s The List if it had been written by Gillian Flynn. It would appeal to fans of unreliable narrators and to those who enjoyed the examination of sex, marriage, and media on Showtime’s The Affair. Great comps

I am a recovering academic and currently work in election forecasting.

Overall I think you're in good shape! That second para needs a little more emotion and detail, and I think you need to consider your genre. Domestic suspense could be a good fit.

The Saturday Slash

Don't be afraid to ask for help with the most critical first step of your writing journey - the query.

I’ve been blogging since 2011 and have critiqued over 200 queries here on the blog using my Hatchet of Death. This is how I edit myself, it is how I edit others. If you think you want to play with me and my hatchet, shoot me an email.

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Actress Lena Callaway once held Hollywood in her hands like a glass of fizzing champagne – until the day she disappeared, and dragged her daughter, Bryn, with her. This is a good hook! I would suggest some indication of Bryn's age at this time - child? teen?

Now, four years later, Bryn resides in her childhood town – Belle Falls – caring for a reclusive, unstable Lena and desperately trying to avoid notice. Why? Is her mother's sudden vacating of Hollywood a big story? When you say disappeared do you mean like people literally don't know where she is, or is more like a ghosted situation? But when she begins to glimpse eerie woodland spirits through the trees – the first sign of the legendary curse upon the Callaway women – and Lena’s former best friend, famous director Ada James, comes knocking, Bryn is forced into a situation she’s dreaded since her mother’s first movie released: the spotlight. What does Ada want? What is the situation that is going to force her into the spotlight?

Upon threat of revealing Lena and Bryn’s location to the press – and the reason why Lena fled Hollywood – Bryn agrees to Ada’s proposal: return to New York, promote Ada’s new film, and play along to the attention with a smile on her face. Only, the film is about Lena herself, and Bryn is forced to work with Eamon, Ada’s begrudging son who is slipping under her skin in a concerning manner. So... there's a movie being made, and Ada is in it even though she's not stable? Is Ada the one doing the publicity, or Brynn?

But Bryn has a plan. Ada might have a chain around her neck, and fans may be clamouring for her and Lena’s secrets, but Bryn is determined to tell their story from her own lips, defy Ada James and her manipulative film at every turn, and protect her mother from slipping further into insanity.

That is, if the curse doesn’t claim her first. What does the curse have to do with anything? There's only one mention of it, and then it's your closer. Is it the reason she left Hollywood? The reason her sanity is a problem? Clarification is needed as to how the Hollywood angle and the paranormal angle work together.

The Unmaking of June Farrow by Adrienne Young meets The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid in A SMALL AFFAIR, a standalone YA magical realism novel with crossover potential. Perfect for fans of Ann Liang and Kelly Andrew, A SMALL AFFAIR is complete at 84,000 words.

I read this whole thing as if it was an adult narrative, becuase Brynn's age isn't clarified in the beginning. Your query is pretty strong, you just need to tie the paranormal element to the real world element more clearly, and establish early on that this is YA.

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Don't be afraid to ask for help with the most critical first step of your writing journey - the query.

I’ve been blogging since 2011 and have critiqued over 200 queries here on the blog using my Hatchet of Death. This is how I edit myself, it is how I edit others. If you think you want to play with me and my hatchet, shoot me an email.

If the Saturday Slash has been helpful to you in the past, or if you’d like for me to take a look at your query please consider making a donation, if you are able.

If you’re ready to take the next step, I also offer editing services.

My thoughts are in blue, words to delete are in red, suggested rephrasing is in orange.