1) If you tell someone there's a grammatical error in something when there's actually not, they'll stare at it until they've come up with a new rule for the English language.
2) Cars are so stressful. Even thinking about things like mileage and gas power vs. electric, having to worry about oil changes and tire rotation, tread wear and not to mention What IS That Bad Smell and Where Could It Be Coming From? really makes me think that I'd rather just own a horse, feed it, and shovel its poop.
3) Actually, I'm considering just doing all of my travel by waterway. It would be conceivable for me to kayak into town and back. But, I don't know if anyone would take it as an acceptable excuse for not making it somewhere if I tell them that my kayak won't start.