Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately...

1) It's pretty embarrassing to tell the lady at the animal shelter you're looking for a pterodactyl cat, and then patiently explain what that means and she says, "Oh, you mean a polydactyl." I almost said, "NO NO NO!! I DEMAND A PTERODACTYL CAT!!"

2) My shampoo bottle claims to have over 100 uses. I stared at it for a while trying to think of 99 other uses for shampoo. I felt like a real ass when I figured out what it was actually saying. Stupid misleading shampoo bottle.

3) Sticks are awesome. I can play with a stick and some mud for hours and be totally good.