1) Facebook really enjoys being the last word in social networking. When you accept a friend request from Bob it says, "You are now friends with Bob." Yeah, 'cause before you were totally faking it.
2) I think nerd is just another word for someone who's discovered that 90% of society is bullshit and removes themselves from it.
3) When someone says, "Race ya!" and you immediately say, "You win," without breaking stride, it totally takes the wind out of their sails.