1) I went to see World War Z, and I admit that I actually kind of liked it. However, I have to point out that the character of Brad Pitt's wife had two main purposes - to be almost raped, and to make a badly timed phone call. After that all she got to do was stare at a phone longingly and make beds.
2) Walking on the beach repeatedly gives you a free pedicure. It's hard to enjoy that though once you realize how much of the beach is probably composed of other people's dead skin cells.
3) When it's really hot, people always ask me, "Is it hot enough for ya?" Sometimes I wonder if this is their way of saying they believe I'm going to hell. Then I wonder if having that thought at all is a reflection of my own paranoia. Then I eat ice cream.