1) If you follow my Twitter feed you know there was a kitty emergency last week. I took a kitty (Mo) to be spayed, then the next day she burst her stitches and suddenly some of her inside parts were on the outside. I found a vet who would see me at 8 o'clock at night and fix her up for me. I've never seen a cat go under, but when Mo took the shot in the muscle her eyes dilated to the size of a quarter. Turns out what they give them is part hallucinogen. Which left me wondering - what do cats hallucinate about?
2) Who decided which plants are weeds and which are flowers? I have some fairly attractive weeds that grow in my area, why can't I call them flowers and let them do as they please?
3) I can't claim this wonderful thought as my own, this gem comes from an old college buddy. Why do our hair and nails suddenly become repulsive when they're no longer attached to our bodies? While we've got 'em we style them, brush them, dye them, paint them, use them as flirtation devices. Once off we're all "No! No! Get it away from me! Burn it! Compost it! Make it die!"